Wednesday, June 15, 2011

X Men First Class and Super 8 Reviews

Ok so after endless pestering, I have decided to post my review of X-Men First Class three weeks after I wrote it. I don't even know how people (and by people I mean James) find out about this review that I've written! Well here it is. My review, word for word, that I wrote after seeing the latest mutant turtle human movie.

Both reviews contain spoilers

X-MEN FIRST CLASS REVIEW

Alright! First review of a movie! That’s not the only first tonight either. Tonight was the first time I’ve seen a movie by myself, and the first time I’ve taken notes of what I liked and didn’t like throughout. Yes, I saw a movie by myself. I was bored, alone, and didn’t want to make the effort to invite people. So, I went by myself, something I’ve actually planned on doing many times but just never got around to it. My initial review of seeing a movie all by myself: pretty much the same as with other people. After all, asking other people to join you sitting silently in a dark room would be awkward in any other circumstance.

Now for my review of the film, overall I was impressed. I got there around 9:30 and stumbled out around midnight wishing there was more. So let’s talk about the things in this movie that I liked. First up is the murder of Magneto’s mother. That’s not the part I like… The scene begins innocent enough but becomes slowly more twisted. The revealing of the lab next to the office offers a villainous aura that helps the audience, who are well aware of Magneto’s (or at the time Erik’s) destiny as the antagonist throughout most of the series, to connect with the character. The film’s ability to portray Magneto as a protagonist is effective as I, myself, began hoping for revenge for Erik’s losses. I’ll touch on Magneto more a little later.

Another outstanding aspect to this addition to the franchise is the use of each mutants powers. An issue with all the X-Men films has been that with so many “superheroes” parading about the audience becomes more excited for more new colorful powers than developed familiar ones. X-Men 3 The Last Stand delivered this special effects mess, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine attempted to develop Wolverine’s powers, but looked so unprofessional (aka crappy) that I remember hoping for the movie to be swapped out for like The Importance of Being Earnest… This film, however, keeps the numbers rather low, shows training and growth in most of their powers, and left me wanting more, especially from the big 2 (Charles Xavier and Magneto).

The film’s pacing is well done. Mixing the action throughout the drama and staying true to the expectations of a super hero film. The Special effects look great (Come on Wolverine!). The characters are, in general, likable and well cast. Especially Charles Xavier, who seems to be a push over personality but continues to be unshakable when it comes to doing the right thing. Quick note: I love the Wolverine camio! Anyways, the story is entertaining without making major changes in history, despite best efforts and a whole lot of close calls, allowing the sense of reality the film attempted to capture to be realized (Ooo… word play).

Now it is time to point out why this film was not absolutely perfect. Remember, I did like this film in general but there were a few issues that came up. For starters, although Magneto is a protagonist, and slightly good, I would have liked to see him fall further from grace. Of course the audience isn’t fooled by his eventual outcome, but he is portrayed as a murderous, violent, loose cannon from scene 1 (well… really early anyways). Sure he was alongside the incorruptible Professor Xavier, but there’s no real suspense as to how he will turn out. One good thing that the Star Wars prequels are able to do is to portray Anakin as a good person, about to become a great person, who loses everything he had the potential to become. Magneto doesn’t ever become a convincing hero, and even without knowing his role in the rest of the series, it is painfully obvious how he will turn out.

Finally, I quickly became frustrated with the abundance of villains. Let’s see who I can remember: The Russians (America’s enemy), the human race (The mutants enemy), A bunch of random indistinguishable Nazi people (Magneto’s enemy), The Bad Mutants (the good Mutants enemy), and then of course the soon to be enemy Magneto. It was too much for a single story; especially a story where you hope that Magneto will retake his rightful spot as the super main bad-guy guy.

In conclusion, X-Men First Class offers excellent special effects, fun characters, and an engaging story that sets a strong foundation for the rest of the franchise. I give it 9 little glass mutant figurines out of 10.

Questions I need some answers to:

Will the day ever come that College professors won’t be the ones saving the world? Please? I mean Indiana Jones, X-Men, Angels and Demons, National Treasure (well, his mom anyways), etc.

Why does Xavier (who was raised in New York) have a British accent? <- Seriously, why?

Was one of the bad guys Satan?

Why did Russia decide to hit Denver with 2 nukes during the animation? Or was that Denver and Salt Lake? If so, how did Salt Lake earn one of those like 8 missiles?

One week of Training and they all have their powers in check and are ready to save the world in Spandex? What, is this Eragon’s training all over again?

Did Xavier look exactly like JD from Scrubs to anyone else?


SUPER 8 REVIEW

What’s the worst way to destroy an otherwise effective cliffhanger? Show the resolution in the sneak preview for the movie… So Alice goes missing in the train wreck, but the previews and scenes released show Alice running amuck all over the place kind of kills the suspense. J.J. Abrams himself said he wanted the previews to not reveal what the movie was about to give it a feel like them olden days when folks would wander into their local cinema and have no idea what the film was going to display. For the most part the previews did keep the film very mysterious up until the MTV movie awards which showed all these scenes I wish hadn’t been shown and kind of ruining what made me intrigued with the upcoming thriller. Anyways, who am I to complain about that, let’s just look at the film itself without dragging the previews into it. If you want it to remain a mystery, which you do, then know that there are a heck of a lot of spoilers from here on out!

Let’s start off with the director J.J. Abrams, who has cemented himself as a skilled sci-fi director. When in my film class at BYU, my final paper was to watch a movie at least 5 times and then write an intelligent paper on it. I choose J.J.’s breakout movie Star Trek (2009) and watched, and watched, and watched it. Unfortunately, I only could afford one $10 movie ticket to Super 8 so that’ll have to do. Here we go:

Let’s talk about the editing. Awesome… Really, I wish I could have watched the movie just to focus on the edits. The juxtaposition of scenes was so cool. I wish I could say more about them but I only made a few notes. One that was really cool was the change of scenes from the mysterious cube, straight to the main character kid who has some sort of name in the movie pouring food for his dog. This is so subtle but it works. The dog needs the food to sustain life just as the Alien needs the cubes to survive. At the time I assumed that the cubes were food, but the idea is still there. Even the edits that don’t have as much meaning, for example the cut scenes during the first couple alien encounters, in particular the Sheriff at the gas station, are quick but descriptive. I usually dislike so many scene changes but during an attack, I prefer it to the shaky camera technique.

Music and sound is often overlooked in film, which is unfortunate because the audience expects quality audio even though they don’t pay to hear it, unless we’re talking about Twilight where the only redeemable aspect of the film was the quality of the soundtrack. Anyways, I could copy and paste my notes from Star Trek about the film’s audio to this review. Super 8 is just as impressive. The sound adds so much, and as always in suspense, the lack of music can make the audience feel uneasy while watching the scene. During the first few Alien attacks the music would cut out and the man would be left alone, and without the music, would suddenly feel that much more vulnerable. Just like the power the silence added to Will Smith looking for his dog in the dark building in I Am Legend, the cut music in Super 8 leaves the audience anxious. Less is more. Of course, the music becoming much more melodic and the theme waiting until the end to be unveiled is an attempt to feel enlightened about "ET on steroids." And you know what, it works, I was glad the theme wasn’t played until the characters, and myself, knew what exactly was going on.

How did the movie look? Great. Want to know how to recognize when Abrams is directing a film? Look for excessive light exposure. As HISHE would say, “Who designs a space ship where lights shine in your eyes from virtually every direction” (Look up HISHE Star Trek on Youtube). The special effects were used pretty sparingly so we know Michael Bay wasn’t involved on this project. On this note I wanted to talk about two scenes in particular: The death of the mother, and the climax.

How cool was the scene of the Accident Free sign? You knew right when you saw the sign being reset someone important had died, then the edit straight to the kid means you know it was a parent. That’s an exposition! The audience knows these characters so well without anyone saying a word and are immediately drawn to them. Quality film J.J., quality film… As for the climax of the film, when the main character boy who has a name in the film approaches the Alien and makes his speech about healing from his mother’s death… I mean… his speech to calm the Alien and make an emotional connection to him is the first time the Alien is really seen, and the first time the Alien really sees. Meaningful of course because you finally understand him, or see him for who he really is as he begins to understand someone else. Cool.

J.J. took on a lot with this movie. He took on a film focusing on middle school main character and the emotional joy ride they present, healing from the death of a parent, forgiveness, and broken homes. The film is overall a well made movie. It was carefully put together, and engaging; however, I just can’t say that I loved it. I’m conflicted with scoring this one because my overall enjoyment of the film, and the quality of the film receive very different scores. I could rave about the film making, but I’m not going to go out and buy it, or watch it again unless it is with a freakishly (or even slightly I guess) attractive female. I’ll settle upon 6 little glass alien figurines out of 10. (As the days go by my rating has jumped up to more like 8 out of 10... My immediate rating was lower than that after I have let it sit for a little while.)

Other notes made during the movie that didn’t make the review:

A truck doing that to train? Bull crap, was Hancock in the car? And then the driver of the truck surviving as an old man? Bull freaking crap!

Until proven innocent, always blame the Soviets!

Understanding through touch, I should watch ET again.

Look what overabundant hormones and infatuation can make people do!

Fear shown by soldier sent to track alien was powerful.

Reflection of Spaceship on stoner’s windshield, a marijuana leaf?

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dear John


Well, My roommate from last semester, Lebron James, issued a challenge upon leaving for his mission. Whoever sends him the best "Dear John" letter wins a... um... car I believe. Anyways, I'm pretty sure that he was only referring to girls when he issued the challenge. Unfortunately, he knows me! A man with way too much time and no hesitation to do things that are borderline homosexual.

So suffice it to say, a competition was more than enough motivation for me to begin flooding him with Dear John letters. I'm not sure how many I have written so far... somewhere around 6... but this was my favorite so far. Enjoy.

Dear Mr. Elder Orton,

We regret to inform you that your request to join Nick Evans on his honeymoon has been denied. While we were impressed with your background and experience, we have concluded that another candidate's qualifications more closely match our requirements. We sincerely regret that we cannot offer you this position at this time.

You have our best wishes for success in locating the opportunity you deserve. In the event of an appropriate available position, we will not hesitate to contact you; however, we would not encourage you to apply again within the next eternity as your resume will be denied.

We appreciate your interest and the time you have invested in interviewing with AnyCompany.

Very truly yours,

Nick Evans
Human Resources

Friday, April 15, 2011

Unicorns, Magic, and Yours Truly!

Progressive Loitering could not be, were it not for our sponsors; therefore, we would like to send out a special thank you to Behind the Mist. This is how it works, my very own madre wrote a trilogy. Its called The Mist trilogy with Behind the Mist being the first book in the series. Without mi madre, Progressive Loitering would probably not exist. At least it wouldn't include me... So here is my review of Behind the Mist.
Behind the Mist follows a character named Nick (to be cast as Shia LeBouf in upcoming movie (I thought about choosing someone manlier... but the image of Vin Diesel riding a unicorn just didn't fit.)) who travels to Colorado to ride horses. Now let me start by praising the protagonist of the series. Nick is basically perfect in every way. Everything you could want from a main character. Fun-loving, funny, and of course Devilishly handsome.

Now back to the plot of the whole novel. Basically (*SPOILER ALERT*) Nick and his favorite horse, Jazz, fall off of a cliff and when Nick wakes up, he finds himself, and Jazz, in the Land Behind the Mist. Nick is the only human in Celestia, but quickly learns that there was one other before him who is now the slave of the Evil League of Evil's bad bad Leroy Brown of a Bad Horse, Hasbandana. Nick knows he must use his new magical powers to save the girl from the evil Unicorn's clutches.

My review of the book: It was really good. Really. Was it necessarily the greatest novel ever written, no. But was it a solid piece of writing with imaginative storytelling and unique ideas? Yes. Was it captivating, well-written, and organized? Absolutely! I really enjoyed this whole book. And, not to brag, but I even got to have the author read it to me out loud! Well. Most of it anyways. All in all, I give Behind the Mist (Book 1 of the Mist Trilogy) 5 miniature unicorn glass figurines out of 5.

If you're looking for a good fantasy, especially for early teens and pre-teens. Look at: www.behindthemist.com for details on ordering and some samples of the story. Also check out: www.themisttrilogy.blogspot.com

Foreshadow: The second book is even better than the first!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Runs around the fields and hills with sticks

Progressive Loitering seems to have lost its most important fans… the authors. But look at nicks last post! Im Nicole Egan! Yes! Last time I wrote on this was… um… not this month… not the month before that… not the month… oh yeah. Id get fired if I wasn’t following the trend of everyone else! So much has changed since then! Time flies. Especially if there’s a boy involved. But when a relationship ends up on the rocks what else can you do but post! Post! Post!

Alright so lets take care of business. Are Nick’s choice of movies a little weird? Movie collections… Up until last time I posted I had one movie. And that was 500 days of summer. I’m a girl. But now! I have added Knight and Day, Scott Pilgrim, About a Boy, and Inception to that list. SO I am well on my way to an all out collection! I think the movies someone owns tell a lot about them. SO THIS IS WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY.

Lets see, Momento: A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses notes and tattoos to hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife. This says… that Nick is a detective! He either wants to be ready to solve the mystery of his dead wife or he wants to kill someones wife and know what not to do. Nick doesn’t have the best memory so maybe he is just trying to cope with that.

The Dark Knight: This is a popular one. So this means Nick follows the crowd.

LOTR Trilogy: This means that Nick runs around the fields and hills with sticks and pretends to be Frodo.

The Best Two Years: this one is probably self explanatory.

Fantastic Mr. Fox: An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation. This here says so much. I am not sure. The cover might help us on this one.


Hm. Still not sure.

The Truman Show: This is a good movie! But sadly for nick it says that he is very Paranoid. It will probably take over his life.

October Sky: This means Nick has a lot of feelings.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Two warriors in pursuit of a stolen sword and a notorious fugitive are led to an impetuous, physically-skilled, teenage nobleman's daughter, who is at a crossroads in her life. This means Nick aspires to be a Hero.

The Illusionist: In turn-of-the-century Vienna, a magician uses his abilities to secure the love of a woman far above his social standing. This means Nick believes in magic and love. And that he is a sap.

War: I think this is a snowboarding movie… with some war… this means Nick wants to take over the world with his snowboard.

I know Nick very well and this is all exceptionally accurate. Therefore my theory that movie collections tell about the person who owns it is correct. Thank you.

Friday, March 18, 2011

My Top Tens

Movies That I Own

1 Memento

2 The Dark Knight

3 LOTR trilogy

4 The Best Two Years (The Mormon Movie of Mormon Movies)

5 Fantastic Mr. Fox

6 The Truman Show

7 October Sky

8 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

9 The Illusionist

10 War (by Poor Boyz Productions)


College Football Field Colors


1 Blue (Boise State)

2 Green (Pitt)

3 Green (Florida State)

4 Green (BYU)

5 Green (Hobart and William Smith)

6 Green (Iowa)

7 Green (UNC)

8 Green (Yale)

9 Green (Oregon State)

10 Green (Clemson)


Dog breeds that have acquired sainthood

1 St Bernard

2 - 10 Oh... um...?


Fun Things to do with Nicole Egan


1 Shopping

2 Long Boarding

3 Racing Rubber Ducks

4 Not responding to important texts

5 Balloon animals

6 Playing Wallyball

7 American Heritage Movies

8 Ex Stories

9 Wander around campus and find free food

10 NSO


People I liked until I saw a movie about them

1 Mark Zuckerberg

2 Penny Chenery Tweedy

3 Marathon Runners (Spirit of the Runner)

4 Ghost Rider

5 Nazi's (dang it boy in the striped pjs!)

6 Mozart

7 Emperor Palpatine

8 The O-zone

9 - 10 ?


Lies based on frequency of use

1 LOL

2 I have read and agree to terms of use

3 Nothing (As in what are you doing?)

4 No, I don't want fries with that

5 I didn't like (insert latest Pixar movie)

6 I hate drama

7 Public Servant

8 I Don't illegally download music!

9 HUGE SAVINGS

10 This might pinch just a little (at hospital)



Japanese cities the US has dropped Atomic bombs on

1 Hiroshima

2 Nagasake

3 - 10 (Wait... there are 10? And what am I ranking these based on anyways?! I'm an awful person)


Overplayed songs


1 Bad Day - Daniel Powter

2 The Reason - Hoobastank

3 Any song by Green Day that is aired at all.

4 Everything on 107.5 (Motto: If it hasn't been overplayed, it will be. If it has been, it hasn't (see previous).)

5 Anything that Lady Gaga touches

6 Macarena - Los del Río

7 One way or another - Blondie

8 Fly like an Eagle - Steve Miller Band

9 Don't stop Believin' - Journey

10 Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tee's

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

UPDATE-CO!

I got me a job.... Yup. Its true. I'm back home again, and had to resort to manuel labor to finally find someone who would hire me, despite best efforts. I swear online applications are completely useless! but I did them anyways... And shoot, they take forever! I must have spent the better part of a week on 15 or so applications... and... youtube...
But that's all beside the point. I have a job doing some manufaturing up at a steel mill up in Commerce City. By job I mean, moving heavy metal things and trying my best not to die, so far with moderate success. We use what we refer to as an overhead crane (pictured above) to move huge pieces of metal above our heads. Its a more suited change of pace towards my naturally lazy-American-self. I have migrated from moving things by hand, to making machines do the work for me! Its no wonder that this group of non-English-speaking illegals strike me as more intellegent than those at the moving company. (*"Guys, I had a thought... What if... instead of carrying these... we use those giant crane things up there to do it for us?")
Speaking of laziness, if you are wondering if you can match or even exceed my laziness, first you must outperform these measures:

1) Are you so lazy, that you actually loose weight because the cupboards are too far away from the couch, or because Little Ceazer's doesn't deliver, and the store is over a block away? I lost 14 pounds last semester, and I promise you that it wasn't from diet or exercise. (Although it is partly my lack of any money whatsoever, and Taco Bell's refusal to barter tacos for used Text Books. What a bunch of hypocrites...)

2) Are you willing to brave sub-0 degree (in F) weather in a T-shirt because you don't want to run up a flight of stairs to get a jacket. (And that's not even to mention the things I've done to avoid getting shoes)
3) Have items within your vision been too far away to go get? I'm actually not making this up, I was watching TV the other day when a commercial came on advertising this new devise that combines your TV and internet so that, "...now you don't need to get up and walk all the way to your computer to check your Facebook..." I couldn't believe a device this is on the market. I mean really? All the way to the computer? What in your front room? Obviously, America has done something right to receive this great blessing from Heaven!
And final food for thought, Why in the new Captain America trailer... is the chick British. Not the actress, listen to the accent. Why, in the expanded universe, would a British chick be in a Captain America movie? Do I need to emphasize America more? I mean I'm lazy... but I don't want to even meet the guy who did that...
Now I'll leave you with a fitting quote from one of my favorite movies, Fantastic Mr. Fox.
They say all foxes are slightly allergic to linoleum -- but it’s cool to the paw. Try it. They say my tail needs to be dry-cleaned twice a month -- but it’s now fullydetachable. See? They say our tree may never grow back -- but, one day, something will. Yes, these Crackles are made out of synthetic goose, and these Giblets come from artificial squab, and even these apples look fake -- but at least they've got stars on them. I guess my point is -- we'll eat tonight, and we'll eat together, and even in this not particularly flattering light, you are without a doubt, the five-and-a-half most wonderful wild animals I’ve ever met in my life. So let’s raise our boxes to our survival."

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Merry Christmas

Happy Christmas to you in Britain.
Feliz Navidad if you hablas espanol.
Frohe Weihnachten - German
Gezuar Krishtlindjet - Albanian
Fete Nwel - Hatain Creole (For Jake)
Bon Nadal - Catalan
Vesale Vanoce - Dutch
Selamat Hari Krismas - Malay

And of course Merry Christmas to all of you in North America that I like!