Saturday, March 19, 2011

Runs around the fields and hills with sticks

Progressive Loitering seems to have lost its most important fans… the authors. But look at nicks last post! Im Nicole Egan! Yes! Last time I wrote on this was… um… not this month… not the month before that… not the month… oh yeah. Id get fired if I wasn’t following the trend of everyone else! So much has changed since then! Time flies. Especially if there’s a boy involved. But when a relationship ends up on the rocks what else can you do but post! Post! Post!

Alright so lets take care of business. Are Nick’s choice of movies a little weird? Movie collections… Up until last time I posted I had one movie. And that was 500 days of summer. I’m a girl. But now! I have added Knight and Day, Scott Pilgrim, About a Boy, and Inception to that list. SO I am well on my way to an all out collection! I think the movies someone owns tell a lot about them. SO THIS IS WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY.

Lets see, Momento: A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses notes and tattoos to hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife. This says… that Nick is a detective! He either wants to be ready to solve the mystery of his dead wife or he wants to kill someones wife and know what not to do. Nick doesn’t have the best memory so maybe he is just trying to cope with that.

The Dark Knight: This is a popular one. So this means Nick follows the crowd.

LOTR Trilogy: This means that Nick runs around the fields and hills with sticks and pretends to be Frodo.

The Best Two Years: this one is probably self explanatory.

Fantastic Mr. Fox: An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation. This here says so much. I am not sure. The cover might help us on this one.

Hm. Still not sure.

The Truman Show: This is a good movie! But sadly for nick it says that he is very Paranoid. It will probably take over his life.

October Sky: This means Nick has a lot of feelings.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Two warriors in pursuit of a stolen sword and a notorious fugitive are led to an impetuous, physically-skilled, teenage nobleman's daughter, who is at a crossroads in her life. This means Nick aspires to be a Hero.

The Illusionist: In turn-of-the-century Vienna, a magician uses his abilities to secure the love of a woman far above his social standing. This means Nick believes in magic and love. And that he is a sap.

War: I think this is a snowboarding movie… with some war… this means Nick wants to take over the world with his snowboard.

I know Nick very well and this is all exceptionally accurate. Therefore my theory that movie collections tell about the person who owns it is correct. Thank you.

Friday, March 18, 2011

My Top Tens

Movies That I Own

1 Memento

2 The Dark Knight

3 LOTR trilogy

4 The Best Two Years (The Mormon Movie of Mormon Movies)

5 Fantastic Mr. Fox

6 The Truman Show

7 October Sky

8 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

9 The Illusionist

10 War (by Poor Boyz Productions)

College Football Field Colors

1 Blue (Boise State)

2 Green (Pitt)

3 Green (Florida State)

4 Green (BYU)

5 Green (Hobart and William Smith)

6 Green (Iowa)

7 Green (UNC)

8 Green (Yale)

9 Green (Oregon State)

10 Green (Clemson)

Dog breeds that have acquired sainthood

1 St Bernard

2 - 10 Oh... um...?

Fun Things to do with Nicole Egan

1 Shopping

2 Long Boarding

3 Racing Rubber Ducks

4 Not responding to important texts

5 Balloon animals

6 Playing Wallyball

7 American Heritage Movies

8 Ex Stories

9 Wander around campus and find free food

10 NSO

People I liked until I saw a movie about them

1 Mark Zuckerberg

2 Penny Chenery Tweedy

3 Marathon Runners (Spirit of the Runner)

4 Ghost Rider

5 Nazi's (dang it boy in the striped pjs!)

6 Mozart

7 Emperor Palpatine

8 The O-zone

9 - 10 ?

Lies based on frequency of use


2 I have read and agree to terms of use

3 Nothing (As in what are you doing?)

4 No, I don't want fries with that

5 I didn't like (insert latest Pixar movie)

6 I hate drama

7 Public Servant

8 I Don't illegally download music!


10 This might pinch just a little (at hospital)

Japanese cities the US has dropped Atomic bombs on

1 Hiroshima

2 Nagasake

3 - 10 (Wait... there are 10? And what am I ranking these based on anyways?! I'm an awful person)

Overplayed songs

1 Bad Day - Daniel Powter

2 The Reason - Hoobastank

3 Any song by Green Day that is aired at all.

4 Everything on 107.5 (Motto: If it hasn't been overplayed, it will be. If it has been, it hasn't (see previous).)

5 Anything that Lady Gaga touches

6 Macarena - Los del Río

7 One way or another - Blondie

8 Fly like an Eagle - Steve Miller Band

9 Don't stop Believin' - Journey

10 Hey There Delilah - Plain White Tee's