Saturday, March 19, 2011

Runs around the fields and hills with sticks

Progressive Loitering seems to have lost its most important fans… the authors. But look at nicks last post! Im Nicole Egan! Yes! Last time I wrote on this was… um… not this month… not the month before that… not the month… oh yeah. Id get fired if I wasn’t following the trend of everyone else! So much has changed since then! Time flies. Especially if there’s a boy involved. But when a relationship ends up on the rocks what else can you do but post! Post! Post!

Alright so lets take care of business. Are Nick’s choice of movies a little weird? Movie collections… Up until last time I posted I had one movie. And that was 500 days of summer. I’m a girl. But now! I have added Knight and Day, Scott Pilgrim, About a Boy, and Inception to that list. SO I am well on my way to an all out collection! I think the movies someone owns tell a lot about them. SO THIS IS WHAT WERE GONNA DO TODAY.

Lets see, Momento: A man, suffering from short-term memory loss, uses notes and tattoos to hunt for the man he thinks killed his wife. This says… that Nick is a detective! He either wants to be ready to solve the mystery of his dead wife or he wants to kill someones wife and know what not to do. Nick doesn’t have the best memory so maybe he is just trying to cope with that.

The Dark Knight: This is a popular one. So this means Nick follows the crowd.

LOTR Trilogy: This means that Nick runs around the fields and hills with sticks and pretends to be Frodo.

The Best Two Years: this one is probably self explanatory.

Fantastic Mr. Fox: An urbane fox cannot resist returning to his farm raiding ways and then must help his community survive the farmers' retaliation. This here says so much. I am not sure. The cover might help us on this one.


Hm. Still not sure.

The Truman Show: This is a good movie! But sadly for nick it says that he is very Paranoid. It will probably take over his life.

October Sky: This means Nick has a lot of feelings.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Two warriors in pursuit of a stolen sword and a notorious fugitive are led to an impetuous, physically-skilled, teenage nobleman's daughter, who is at a crossroads in her life. This means Nick aspires to be a Hero.

The Illusionist: In turn-of-the-century Vienna, a magician uses his abilities to secure the love of a woman far above his social standing. This means Nick believes in magic and love. And that he is a sap.

War: I think this is a snowboarding movie… with some war… this means Nick wants to take over the world with his snowboard.

I know Nick very well and this is all exceptionally accurate. Therefore my theory that movie collections tell about the person who owns it is correct. Thank you.

2 comments:

  1. Wow... This was all exceptionally accurate... especially the LOTR trilogy... check it out: http://www.facebook.com/#!/video/video.php?v=21696507265

    But it is a ski movie! Shoot dang...

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  2. oh snap! I knew it was a skiing movie you love skiing. sorry im dating someone whos obsessed with snowboarding and iv watched a fair share of snowboarding videos lol and i know iv seen that video ;)

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