Promises made by Nick Evans to anyone who writes him on his mission:
IF YOU WRITE NICK EVANS:
1 letter: He will write you back.
2 letters: He will write you back and think good thoughts in your direction.
3 letters: He will owe you one good deed upon arriving home.
4 letters: You’ll find a kitten. A good one!
5 letters: A free High-5 coupon.
6 letters: He will include you in his daily journal.
7 letters: In his homecoming talk, he will give you a shout out.
8 letters: He will do any dare given to him after returning home.
9 letters: He’ll tell you an awesome story (Spiritual, funny, embarrassing... by request).
10 letters: He’ll send you a local dead bug.
11 letters: Honor to you, honor to your family.
12 letters: He’ll send you a lock of his hair.
13 letters: He’ll send you a letter about the superstitions of the Mexico.
14 letters: He’ll draw you a doodle. A good one!
15 letters: You’ll gain a super power! (Possibly only Batman’s super powers).
16 letters: You’re grades will improve (especially in English after all this practice).
17 letters: He’ll answer any question you have about anything (Answer will be: 42).
18 letters: People will begin throwing their money at you everywhere you go (This is more of a curse than a blessing, especially if people are only carrying change).
19 letters: You will meet the individual of your dreams.
20 letters: He’ll send you a small dead animal.
21 letters: He will write you back in pirate.
22 letters: He’ll send you a lock of his companion’s hair.
23 letters: He’ll write you back in third person.
24 letters: WILD CARD! (Either send a request, or expect something weird).
25 letters: You won the Game! You won it! Really! You’re free!
26 letters: He will send you some real Mexican food. (May not ship well)
27 letters: You will have secured yourself as a permanent Facebook friend.
28 letters: He’ll send you an awesome picture!
29 letters: He will send you a Christmas/birthday gift.
30 letters: He’ll send you a dead medium sized animal (perhaps a cat or a large squirrel).
31 letters: He’ll write you a song in Spanish.
32 letters: He’ll send you a lock of an Investigator’s hair.
33 letters: He’ll throw you a free nacho party (but it will be in Mexico).
34 letters: You’ll make a new friend. A Good one!
35 letters: He’ll send you 50 pesos and a sugar cube!
36 letters: Post Card!
37 letters: Mini Mexican flag and a letter!
40 letters: He’ll send you a dead Drug Cartel… probably…
42 letters: He’ll send you a lock of the Mission President’s hair… probably…
48 letters: He’ll give you his prized “Perry the Platypus” hat…
49 letters: Look behind you… look harder… now look down… yup, right there. There’s a tiny Unicorn isn’t there? It can fly too, you know!
50 letters: The Unicorn is now a Dragon! Right on!
100 letters: He will probably marry you. (That’s just 1 letter a week! Best Value!)